CloudWarrior
๐Ÿ›ก 2 AUDIT SLOTS ยท MAY 2026 ยท 1 LEFT

Your AWS bill doubled and nobody can explain why?

We map the cost, reliability, and delivery debt buried in your cloud โ€” in 14 days, without touching production. Fixed-scope diagnostic for mid-market SaaS scale-ups on AWS, Azure, or GCP. Senior-only delivery. No juniors. No handoffs.

โฌข Read-only methodology. Zero changes to production during the diagnostic phase. No sales calls until you qualify.
AWSAzureGoogle Cloud
  • ๐Ÿ’ธ FinOps layer โ€” cost waste mapped line by line
  • โšก Reliability layer โ€” SLOs, MTTR, on-call posture
  • ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ DevOps layer โ€” CI/CD, IaC, K8s upgrade path
  • ๐Ÿ“Š Day 4 quick-win memo ยท Day 14 full report + debrief
  • ๐Ÿง  Senior-only delivery ยท operator-to-operator
THE DIAGNOSIS

Why Cloud Starts Feeling Like A Growth Tax

Most teams do not have a cloud problem. They have a systems problem.

You add tools, but delivery still slows down. You add dashboards, but incidents keep waking people up.

The real issue is missing operational design: ownership, release standards, rollback paths, and cost guardrails.

P01

๐Ÿ’ธ Your cloud bill grows faster than your revenue

You keep adding services, but no one owns cost boundaries and efficiency targets.

Every monthly invoice feels like a surprise your team cannot explain.

P02

๐Ÿ”ฅ Deployments take hours and still break production

Release windows become high-stress rituals with rollback panic.

Your team ships slower because everyone is afraid of the next deploy.

P03

๐Ÿงฏ Everything depends on one overloaded engineer

Knowledge is tribal, runbooks are outdated, alerts never stop.

You cannot scale because your operations model is fragile by design.

If this sounds familiar, here is what changes.
THE METHOD

3-Layer X-Ray Method

One audit. Three layers. Read-only access. 14 business days. One PDF + one debrief call. Zero changes to your production environment.

L1

FinOps

Layer 1 ยท Cost Cost layer ยท billing ยท waste
  • Idle resources, unused volumes, orphaned snapshots
  • Reserved Instance / Savings Plans coverage analysis
  • Environment sprawl + cross-AZ traffic leakage
  • Per-team / per-service spend visibility gaps
L3

DevOps & Ops

Layer 3 ยท Delivery CI/CD ยท IaC ยท K8s ยท observability
  • Pipeline maturity + deploy frequency baseline
  • IaC hygiene + drift + secret management
  • K8s upgrade posture + cluster lifecycle
  • Observability stack coverage + signal-to-noise
Day 0 90-min kickoff
Day 4 FinOps Quick-Win Memo
Day 14 3-Layer X-Ray Report
Day 14 90-min debrief + Q&A
Day 14-44 30-day async sparring
CONFIDENCE STATEMENT

Why this is operationally safe

  • Read-only audit methodology โ€” zero changes to your production environment during diagnosis.
  • Fixed scope, fixed timeline, fixed deliverables. Concrete artifacts: FinOps Quick-Win Memo Day 4, full 3-Layer X-Ray report Day 14, 90-min debrief call, 30-day async sparring channel.
  • Senior-only delivery โ€” no juniors, no agency layer, no scope creep.
ENGAGEMENT MODELS

Audit-first. But not audit-only.

The 3-Layer X-Ray is the front door โ€” most engagements start there because both sides need to know what they are signing up for. After the audit, we move into one of three execution modes depending on what your team actually needs.

ENTRY ยท 14 DAYS

3-Layer X-Ray Audit

Read-only diagnostic across cost, reliability, and delivery. Quick-Win Memo Day 4, full report Day 14, 90-min debrief, 30-day async sparring. Zero changes to production.

Best forTeams that need a senior third-party gap analysis before committing budget.
  • FinOps Quick-Win Memo (Day 4)
  • Full 3-Layer X-Ray report (Day 14)
  • Recorded debrief call
  • 30-day async sparring channel
Qualify for the audit
EXECUTE ยท 4-12 WEEKS

Implementation Sprint

Fixed-scope build engagements driven from audit findings or a defined initiative โ€” IaC migration, K8s upgrade, CI/CD rebuild, FinOps controls deployment, observability stack overhaul.

Best forTeams with a clear target outcome and a pinned timeline.
  • Production-ready IaC modules + pipelines
  • Rollback strategy + release guardrails
  • Runbooks for the new operational model
  • Knowledge transfer to your team
See implementation tracks
ONGOING ยท QUARTERLY

Reliability Retainer

Quarterly retainer covering on-call escalation backup, monthly SLO/MTTR reviews, observability tuning, FinOps drift monitoring, and platform office hours for engineering teams.

Best forMid-market teams that want senior reliability presence without a full SRE hire.
  • Monthly SLO + cost review (60 min)
  • On-call escalation backup
  • Observability tuning + alert hygiene
  • Async Slack office hours
Discuss retainer fit
EMBEDDED ยท 2-3 DAYS/WK

Fractional Platform Lead

Embedded platform-engineering leadership 2-3 days per week โ€” sets golden paths, mentors internal engineers, owns the roadmap for IaC + CI/CD + observability + FinOps investments.

Best forSeries B/C scale-ups bridging the gap between scrappy DevOps and a real platform team.
  • Platform roadmap + RFCs
  • Golden-path templates + adoption strategy
  • Internal engineer mentoring
  • Hiring plan for the eventual full-time team
Explore fractional lead role

All paths route through the same /intake form. Tell us where you are stuck and we will tell you which model fits โ€” including "we are not the right call right now, here is who is".

HOW WE WORK TOGETHER

How We Work Together

01
5 min ยท async

5-Min Intake Form

You answer 6 qualification questions: ARR, monthly cloud spend, team size, top pain, urgency, stack. We respond in 24h with fit verdict.

โ†ณ Your focus: Fill the intake form. No call yet.

02
30 min ยท only if fit

Qualification Call

If your numbers match the audit profile, we lock scope, timeline, and read-only access. If not, you get the FinOps checklist + a referral. No pressure either way.

โ†ณ Your focus: Show up to one Zoom call. Decide on the spot.

03
Week 1-2

Infrastructure Audit

Deep dive into your cloud setup, costs, deploy process, and reliability posture. Read-only access. Zero changes to production.

โ†ณ Your focus: Grant temporary read-only access. I handle the rest.

04
Week 2

Roadmap Delivery

Prioritized action plan with quick wins and long-term improvements.

โ†ณ Your focus: Review the roadmap. Pick what to tackle first.

05
Weeks 3-12

Implementation

We build alongside your team โ€” IaC, pipelines, monitoring, cost controls.

โ†ณ Your focus: Code reviews and async questions in Slack.

06
Week 12+

Handoff & Support

Full documentation, training, and 3 months of office hours.

โ†ณ Your focus: Your team owns it. I'm a Slack message away.

THE STACK WE RUN

Battle-tested.
Boring on purpose.

No clever frameworks-of-the-month. We ship on the same toolchains the FAANGs run in production โ€” because boring infrastructure is the infrastructure that doesn't page you at 3 AM.

AWS AWS
GCP GCP
Azure Azure
Kubernetes Kubernetes
Docker Docker
Helm Helm
Istio Istio
ArgoCD ArgoCD
Terraform Terraform
Pulumi Pulumi
Ansible Ansible
GH Actions GH Actions
GitLab CI GitLab CI
Jenkins Jenkins
CircleCI CircleCI
Vault Vault
Datadog Datadog
Prometheus Prometheus
Grafana Grafana
Sentry Sentry
OTel OTel
Elastic Elastic
PostgreSQL PostgreSQL
Redis Redis
Kafka Kafka
RabbitMQ RabbitMQ
Cloudflare Cloudflare
NGINX NGINX
Linkerd Linkerd
Snyk Snyk
SonarQube SonarQube
PagerDuty PagerDuty
CloudsOrchestrationIaCCI/CDObservabilityDataNetworkingSecurity
PROOF

Results Teams Actually Feel

These are the outcomes teams care about: less risk, faster delivery, and clearer cloud economics.

6+ Years in Production
5 Enterprise Industries
3 Clouds Mastered
0 Junior Engineers

“Patryk rebuilt our delivery pipeline in two weeks. Releases stopped being scary and started being routine.”

CTO B2B SaaS Platform

“We finally got visibility into what was costing us money and what was creating risk.”

Head of Engineering Growth-stage Commerce Team

“The biggest win was not a tool. It was finally having a system for shipping safely every week.”

Founder Product-Led Startup
WHAT YOU WALK AWAY WITH

90-Day Cloud Roadmap

Action plan with priorities, timelines, and expected business impact.

Infrastructure Audit Report

Clear diagnosis of reliability, cost, security, and release bottlenecks.

IaC Templates Library

Production-ready Terraform modules aligned to your stack.

CI/CD Blueprint

Release workflow templates with rollback and quality gates.

FinOps Dashboard Setup

Visibility into spend by team, project, and service behavior.

SRE Runbooks

Incident response and on-call playbooks your team can maintain.

THE OPERATOR ADVANTAGE

No account managers. No junior devs. No handoffs.

Every system is designed, built, and maintained by the same senior engineer.

  • Direct Slack access. No ticketing queue. No translation layer.
  • Typical consultancy: you talk to sales, get assigned a junior, wait 2 weeks for answers.
  • CloudWarrior: you talk to me. I build it. It works.
WHY TEAMS TRUST CLOUDWARRIOR

Why Teams Trust CloudWarrior

I have been the engineer on 3am incident duty, trying to patch systems that were never designed to scale.

After shipping infrastructure work for major media, travel, and aviation environments, I saw the same pattern: teams bought tools, but never built systems.

CloudWarrior exists to fix that pattern for startups and scale-ups that need reliable execution, not enterprise theater.

Tools change weekly. Systems earn money for years.

COMMON QUESTIONS

Things people ask before booking.

๐Ÿงฎ What does this actually cost?

Pricing depends on stack complexity, cloud footprint, and audit scope. We don't list numbers publicly because the right answer depends on what we find in your intake form. Qualified teams get a fixed quote within 24h of the qualification call โ€” no proposal-document theater, no surprises.

๐Ÿ”’ Why no calendar booking on the homepage?

We protect calendar time aggressively. The intake form takes 5 minutes and qualifies fit on both sides. If you match, you get a calendar link and a 30-min call. If not, you save your time and get the FinOps checklist instead.

๐Ÿ—๏ธ We already have a DevOps team / consultant. Why audit?

An audit is a second opinion, not a replacement. Read-only methodology means zero disruption to your team. Your engineers get a third-party gap analysis they can use to prioritize internal work โ€” without the politics of self-evaluation.

โฐ We don't have time for a 14-day audit.

Your team's effort budget is 3 hours total: 1 kickoff call, 2 follow-up calls, and async questions. We read your IaC, cloud console, and observability stack ourselves. If 3 hours is too much, the FinOps checklist is the right starting point.

๐Ÿงฉ What if this doesn't work for our stack?

The methodology is stack-agnostic across AWS, Azure, GCP, Kubernetes, Terraform, and the standard CI/CD ecosystem. The intake form filters out exotic stacks where we can't add value โ€” you'll know in 24h.

๐Ÿค What happens after the audit report?

You own the report. No retainer pressure. Optional post-audit paths: 30-day async sparring (included), monthly advisory, or a retained implementation engagement. Most teams do one of the first two.

LIMITED AVAILABILITY

Stop guessing where your cloud bleeds.

2 audit slots per month. 1 left for May 2026. Qualify in 5 minutes โ€” no calendar booking, no sales rep, no slide deck. You get a fit verdict in 24 hours.

  • No sales reps
  • No junior handoffs
  • Read-only methodology
  • 24h fit verdict
Qualify in 5 minutes